The Fam

…while burping the kid:

• “Go Zayne, it’s your burp-day”
• “If you love your burp, set it free”
• “The burp is not your friend. Send it away”

Generally followed by:

• “Did he get it on me?”
• “Don’t rub your face in it, kiddo”
• “How far did it go?”
• “It came out your nose again?”
• “Aw man, I gotta wash my goatee!”